He skydives from the roof of his house. He skateboards down Suicide Hill.
He gives the finger to 'Cat' Mandoo the meanest cat in town and dares to
doze on the bonnet of Mr McIlduffy's beloved Beemer. He holds the esteemed
position of Grand Master of the Loyal Brotherhood Of Elusive Beavers. He
holds the record for the number of escapes from Colditch Cattery. By night
he dons his cape and mask and roams the darkened streets as The Phantom.
He writes poetry and is a relentless pursuer of females. He lives life in the cat's lane. He is Bogart The Cat.